Training Schedule for Reykin (Humor)

[Leila Dark Jurai]

WEEK ONE: TOILET TRAINING

Reykin will this week learn to put the toilet seat down. If he doesn't he will be beaten by a horde of angry women.

WEEK TWO - PHYSICAL TRAINING

Reykin will be assigned to a preschool for problem kids.

WEEK THREE: MENTAL TRAINING

Reykin will have to watch soap operas all day, and pass a quiz or be forced to repeat.

WEEKS FOUR AND FIVE: TECHNICAL TRAINING

Reykin will this week learn to cook, clean, and make himself useful around the house

WEEK SIX: FINAL TRAINING

Reykin will be given the option of becoming a housewife or committing suicide.